I tend to do stuff that is in some way tongue in cheek or humorous or has a kind of wry side… — Alice Levine Copy Share Image
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs. — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.” — River Jaymes Copy Share Image
It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing,… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“But I regret to inform you that you are probably not dying' 'As you will.' I take a swig from the bottle… — Janet Mullany Copy Share Image
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A.… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Putting the brakes on is not an easy thing for a vamp to do. It's kind of like a shark trying to… — Jim Grayson Copy Share Image
“Once I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
“Can I have my ear back?" He asked irritably. She blinked. "Mother, can you tell this creature here to loosen her hold?” — Anya Wylde Copy Share Image
Notes for a ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I do sometimes miss doing that lighter, more humorous work, and I find there's a heavier responsibility that goes along with a… — Alison Bechdel Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“When they see the light at the end of the tunnel, some people run towards it. I, however, run from it as… — Stephanie Tom Copy Share Image
If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Listen up, Mount High-Hair," Gustav barked. "Say what you want about me, but lay off the rest of the team. I've been… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism. — Mark A Cooper Copy Share Image
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas)” — Brenda Pandos Copy Share Image
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“It says adult prison on the gates, not Hogwarts. Now, get in and say hi to your new housmate.” — Dean Cole Copy Share Image
This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. — Alyce Cornyn-Selby Copy Share Image
“Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…” — Matt Ruff Copy Share Image
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.” — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer ) — Seymour Cray Copy Share Image
