I guess a drag queen's like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect. — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
Learn to help people with more than just their jobs: help them with their lives. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number. — Peter Arno Copy Share Image
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Be wary the treasure you pluck is not attached to the toe of a dragon.” — Melissa McPhail Copy Share Image
Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up. — Wally Wood Copy Share Image
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
“Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god. He turned to face her, and… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You think everyone pervs you."... "That's cos they do, and you're just jealous, cos I'm gorgeous and you're not." ~ conversation between… — Marita A. Hansen Copy Share Image
“What's with that?” Butters screamed, his voice high and frightened. “Just covering his head with his arms? Didn't he see the lawyer… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Felicity was horrible and snide, but then Felicity had been a repulsive earwig ever since she first grew a vocabulary.” — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
The brand is lying about something, or at least misrepresenting it. When I read a bottle of shampoo or moisturizer or other… — Aaron Belz Copy Share Image
“… you want me to lead it,” Holden said. “Yes,” Avasarala said, “because literally even UN Naval officer who wasn’t dishonorable discharged… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“What do you mean, is that it? I just saved his career and the CIA from ruin and he calls me a… — Misty Evans Copy Share Image
“We fell to wrestling again. We rolled all over the floor, in each other's arms, like two huge helpless children. He was… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
We may observe in humorous authors that the faults they chiefly ridicule have often a likeness in themselves. Cervantes had much of… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
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“He may wear what he likes in the future, for I shall never drive with him again. His conduct was shocking. When… — George Grossmith Copy Share Image
We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries. — S. J. Perelman Copy Share Image
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
If America cannot win a war in a week, it begins negotiating with itself. — William Safire Copy Share Image
“She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, “Morning breath!” — Melissa Aragon Copy Share Image
“I'm a devil at a quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of Lead.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
“I'm rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn't really count...” — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“Yes, he's an equal opportunity asshole," Szilard said. "And he's aware of it, which he thinks means it's okay.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“He says in his defence he never meddled with married women, only with virgins.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very well… — Francois Fenelon Copy Share Image
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
