“In every day and in every way, we're all that much closer to death.” — Charles Atkins Copy Share Image
Something about Floridians, man - they are good to me. I'm glad my comedy translates to them. — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“Graham is late for school because I had him stay up late to watch Citizen Kane.” — Elwy Yost Copy Share Image
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“That is disappointing.” “That the governor of Brasov betrayed us?” Bogdan asked. “No, that the quality of assassins has fallen this low.” — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world. — Oliver Hardy Copy Share Image
“I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor.… — Amanda Gerry Copy Share Image
“Why is it that churches and religions and that whole gang behave as if they have got the whole God knowledge down.… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Some of my scientific friends and colleagues confess that they cannot for the life of them see why I don't abandon ship… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
“Knees suddenly weak, she reached for his forearms to stabilize herself. “You came for me.” He beamed, looking for all the world… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Comedy is actually very hard. It's hard to choose those moments and know when you can really push it, and know when… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
I was very young, and I kind of decided I wanted to do comedy. My parents were musicians, so we traveled on… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
“Damn, Ian was already there. I braced myself as he came out from behind the RV. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling. Then… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image