I've always said that I myself am not the best audience for my own work, because I'm just not that receptive to… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I think I have a good sense of humor, but I don't consider myself funny. — Da'Vine Joy Randolph Copy Share Image
My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited. — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
“Bridget - I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark. Joan - I like my tea like… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“My helicopter conversion was eye-opening, a case of learning '101 ways to kill yourself without trying'.” — Richard de Crespigny Copy Share Image
I will never forget someone bringing up my mixtape and just trying to convince me on the spot that I should leave… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
I did the 'Bionic Woman,' which of course had a lot of humor in it, and that was really a function of… — Lindsay Wagner Copy Share Image
“Its a flash drive." When his only answer was a blank stare, I continued. "It holds information from a computer." He took… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“Cand nu aveam de munca, preferam sa dorm cat de mult puteam - undeva intre dousprezece si paisprezece ore mi se parea… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“How is it?" I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. "Working at the playground. That must be fun." "Sure, they're… — Abby McDonald Copy Share Image
I have no idea how it got so big. I was just trying to find something to do while I was living… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comedy feels like the kid brother of drama, trying to get attention by being the class jokester. But it's actually really… — Christopher Miller Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
