“I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.” — Troy Soos Copy Share Image
I've always had the laugh. It just happens. It used to embarrass my parents. — Conchata Ferrell Copy Share Image
'Downton' is one of the best jobs in the world, and I'm looking forward to the next series for Maggie Smith's wicked… — Samantha Bond Copy Share Image
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard. If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't mind going from sadness to comedy in a split-second or mixing the two up. — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
“you should learn that life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.” — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
I've used my sense of humor as a coping tool. It's gotten me through a lot of challenging times. — Adam Rippon Copy Share Image
Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“He started every entry with I got up . It meant, I hate this school. When he wrote I do not like… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
“NORA [looking earnestly and a little doubtfully at him]. Surely if you let one woman cry on you like that you'd never… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I identify my humour quotient with that of my father's. He used to love British comedies. Also, when it comes to fitness,… — Soha Ali Khan Copy Share Image
“Brain: You don’t want this. Hormones: Dude, this is EXACTLY what I want. B: No, not like this—she's wasted. H: What's your… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?”… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
“Okay, I think it's time for another distraction" Eight says, disappearing again. He reappears by the outer circle of stones, plants his… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
![“NORA [looking earnestly and a little doubtfully at him]. Surely if you let one woman cry on you like that you'd never let another touch you. BROADBENT [conscientiously]. One should not. One OUGHT not, my dear girl. But the honest truth is, if a chap is at all a pleasant sort of chap, his chest…” quote by George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c61/george-bernard-shaw-68_first-love_nora-looking-earnestly-and-a-little-doub_822967.png)
