“Gossiping's part of witchcraft,' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely.” — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
“To read someone else's work is good, to have them read yours is amazing!” — Rishi Barua Copy Share Image
Laughter rarely lasts longer than a few seconds, it's true. But how enjoyable those few seconds are. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“There's a saying," Aeneas said: "Keep an eye on Greeks when they offer gifts." He spoke wryly. "Horses, particularly.” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is able to point out things in ways that more serious people cannot. — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t stop staring. “Sweetheart,” he said, “is my slip showing or something?” — Shelly Reuben Copy Share Image
“Mr. Darcy said very little, and Mr. Hurst nothing at all. The former was divided between admiration of the brilliancy which exercise… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“I had a sudden dismal view of my future, of being led around and asked incessantly, like one of those Verizon commercials,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“He and I always think the same things are funny, and that is such a lot; it's dreadful when two people's senses… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“Nemo suggested that it might be some monster giant but his papa called him a "rattlebrain" and ordered him to pacify his… — Winsor McCay Copy Share Image
The humor of jazz is rich and many-sided. Some of it is obvious enough to make a dog laugh. Some is subtle,… — Bix Beiderbecke Copy Share Image
“Fear is a basic human instinct and an indicator of the gravity of a situation. It becomes an asset if it is… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
