“Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e). — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath. "Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“I walked with a sexy, confident walk, just like Bambi on his first walk.” — Carolina Soto Copy Share Image
It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“There is nothing wrong with feeling cold in Alaska at -70 degrees. It's when you feel nothing at all that it times… — Sergeant Major Copy Share Image
“Ego had brought him to this point, that stupid refusal to quit the case, to simply do the job according to procedure… — Peter F. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“When King John was angry, he threw himself down and rolled the floor, yelling and chewing the expensive oriental rugs that Crusaders… — James Daugherty Copy Share Image
Comedy came early. I knew when I was a kid that I was silly, and I knew that I liked people who… — Milana Vayntrub Copy Share Image
“BioLogos claims there is no conflict between the theory of evolution and creationism. Huh? Here is where the creationists seem to have… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I write Urban Fantasy, but its more like Die Hard or Indiana Jones with Fairies, Mummies and a Vampire who uses… — Kevin James Breaux Copy Share Image
“I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me… — Moby Copy Share Image
“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
I think people who do comedy tend to do it well, and to do it painfully and truthfully. So making the leap… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
