When I do theatre in New York, I typically only get cast in comedy. — Lauren Ashley Carter Copy Share Image
“He was unmistakably sipping iced tea with the hatters and the hares.” — Tony Vigorito Copy Share Image
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
No new sect ever had humor; no disciples either, even the disciples of Christ. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
I love everybody like I love my family: with pain, rage, random devotion, guilt, humor & tenderness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Our friend Dirac has a creed; and the main tenet of that creed is: There is no God, and Dirac is his… — Wolfgang Pauli Copy Share Image
“Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch… — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
Man:Why dont you come home with me. Girl:No.I don't think so. Man:Don't worry.I knew your sister. Girl:Yeah.That's why she got pregnant,Bitch. — Jessica Sears Copy Share Image
No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty… — Rosser Reeves Copy Share Image
“A driver had been sent to meet us. He was gray-haired, short, and nimble and introduced himself. "I am Patrick and so… — Sharon Creech Copy Share Image
“Ah-ha! On the stove was a cast-iron skillet. Perfect. Precisely how hard did you have to hit someone on the head to… — Linda Grimes Copy Share Image
“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“The model stripped down naked and stood with her arms out to her sides while genderless cohorts sprayed her body with large… — Margot Berwin Copy Share Image
“In a single breast I never have seen More wealth of wisdom old; But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee:… — Henry Adams Bellows (trans Copy Share Image
“When I was in second grade, my teacher, Miss Maxwell, read from The Harmony Herald that one in every four children lived… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
“...Where does she get her supplies?" Winston held his gaze. Blinked. Licked his lips. Opened his mouth. Hesitated. Swallowed. Coughed. Finally responded,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
