Humor Quotes · Page 44

He kills her in her own humor.

— Anonymous

I'm a mischievous drunk.

— Noel Fielding

I grew up in a funny way.

— Gordon Ramsay

Death is an acquired trait.

— Woody Allen

I call my balls the bush twins.

— Zach Galifianakis

Posturing is funny to me.

— Casey Wilson

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

— Rachel Dratch

“That is a robophobic remark!”

— K1-B0 Idabashi

In sketch comedy, wear your character like a hat, not a suit of armor.

— Andy Daly

Do you know me, my lord?' Excellent well. You are a fishmonger.

— William Shakespeare

I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.

— Hussein Nishah

I loved women who weren't afraid to get ugly in their comedy.

— Natasha Rothwell

There are lots of variables in relationships and I'm not good at math.

— Emma Barthel

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

— William Shakespeare

If I'm going to do comedy I sort of want to do my own.

— Lenny Henry

“Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.”

— Groucho Marx

“Melted cheese is a culinary veil...a foxhole where mediocrity can hide.”

— Alissa Nutting

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want…

— George Burns

“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.”

— Hannah Harrington

“Before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes--then when you criticize him you will be a mile away, and…

— L.C. Russell

In comedy timing is everything, but Betty White is the rarest of comics who seems to have mastered time itself.

— Brian Williams

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.

— Stephen King

I'd like to do something dramatic or a different kind of role, but I tend not to separate comedy and drama all…

— Paul Rudd

“You can't lead when you have not been loaded with the skills of immagination.”

— oladosu feyikogbon

“I was on the point of explaining to Gerald that the world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the…

— Oscar Wilde

“Why was it, she sometimes wondered, that in dreams we can't do the simplest things? Like a crying puppy is standing on…

— George Saunders

Take care in selecting your ffriends; Choose those honest in all areas; with a sense of humor, highflyers with empires in their…

— Peter Daniels

“Lucus?" She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the…

— Sarah Mayberry

“Sister Evangelina shared this robust humour. Before an enema: “Now then, Dad, we’re going to put a squib up your arse, shake…

— Jennifer Worth

“It’s not really my fault. The problem is that my mouth just comes out with these things. And you can’t blame me…

— Gideon Defoe

“I used to give X-ray vision a lot of thought because I couldn’t see how it could work. I mean, if you…

— Bill Bryson

It's funny: When I first heard they were thinking of me for the president in 'Independence Day,' I just assumed it was…

— Bill Pullman

Laughter is God's blessing.

— Joseph Prince

[holds up a screw] wanna screw?

— Michael Country

It [humor] inhabits the marginal.

— Penelope Gilliatt

My dad's a funny guy.

— Lonzo Ball

I like black comedy.

— Lily Gladstone

“Men are men, mortal or not.”

— KC Randall

I'd like to do a bit of comedy.

— Stephen Hunter

Humor is a part of spirituality.

— Zooey Deschanel