As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to your life. — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
“(Stoner stepped into view and put the barrel of his 9 mm H&K against the man’s forehead.) Drop it. They can patch… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body.… — Jade Copy Share Image
“The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with… — Amy Goldman Koss Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
We're all addicts; we inhale and exhale, without air we can't live. But then, we're all different; I like to inhale C21H30O2,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Whoever John Stoner is, he is no magician. He could not have made you into a hero if you had not already… — Amanda Quick Copy Share Image
“Because in the long run' Stoner said, 'it isn't Edith or even Grace, or the certainty of losing Grace, that keeps me… — John Williams Copy Share Image
“Stoner was one of the pallbearers at the funeral. At the services he could not keep his mind on the words the… — John Williams Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A broom that was almost never used was leaned up against the wall. He took it and started to sweep. Dust flew… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because… — Leaf Burner Copy Share Image
“I think you're crazy good at this survival stuff, Cary." His shoulders sag. He gives me a small, relieved smile and we… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
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