The book that made me cry hardest was 'Stoner,' by John Williams. — Stephen McCauley Copy Share Image
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
“The thing that would make me happy is to live in Geoffrey Stoner’s world.” — Melinda Heald Copy Share Image
I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac, — Mac Dre Copy Share Image
Stoner's live and stoner's die But in the end we all get high And if in life we don't succeed Fuck the… — Miss Michelle Wilson Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're all addicts; we inhale and exhale, without air we can't live. But then, we're all different; I like to inhale C21H30O2,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whoever John Stoner is, he is no magician. He could not have made you into a hero if you had not already… — Amanda Quick Copy Share Image
“And Stoner came to realize that she was, as she had said, almost happy with her despair; she would live her days… — John Edward Stoner Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“(Stoner stepped into view and put the barrel of his 9 mm H&K against the man’s forehead.) Drop it. They can patch… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body.… — Jade Copy Share Image
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got… — Afroman Copy Share Image
I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“I think you're crazy good at this survival stuff, Cary." His shoulders sag. He gives me a small, relieved smile and we… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because… — Leaf Burner Copy Share Image
“He had a glimpse at the figure that flitted through the smoking rooms and pages of cheap fiction -a pitiable fellow in… — John Williams Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
“Stoner was one of the pallbearers at the funeral. At the services he could not keep his mind on the words the… — John Williams Copy Share Image
“Because in the long run' Stoner said, 'it isn't Edith or even Grace, or the certainty of losing Grace, that keeps me… — John Williams Copy Share Image
“A broom that was almost never used was leaned up against the wall. He took it and started to sweep. Dust flew… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image