You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The thing that would make me happy is to live in Geoffrey Stoner’s world.” — Melinda Heald Copy Share Image
Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch, but she like me. Tryna get that… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder.” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
@LonerStoner.~ Rate:10 Tbh:Yur chill a'f, yur a stoner like me, idk u that much fun to talk to,fuckin crazy — 13 Sur Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And Stoner came to realize that she was, as she had said, almost happy with her despair; she would live her days… — John Edward Stoner Copy Share Image
“He had a glimpse at the figure that flitted through the smoking rooms and pages of cheap fiction -a pitiable fellow in… — John Williams Copy Share Image
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
The book that made me cry hardest was 'Stoner,' by John Williams. — Stephen McCauley Copy Share Image
Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“But don't you know, Mr Stoner?' Sloane asked. 'Don't you understand about yourself yet? You're going to be a teacher.” — John Williams Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I picture him, in those few seconds in between the fences, a stoner grin on his face, high at the thought that… — Ronald Cotton Copy Share Image
