I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim Copy Share Image
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anytime there's originality and comedy combined, it's very potent for people who love comedy. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a romantic comedy it was about housing it in something that we haven't seen before. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat muffins.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“. ‘Because off-duty cops walk around the city wearing sweatshirts advertising they’re cops all the time, never mind it’s a hundred degrees… — Sarah Alderson Copy Share Image
“Billy: Oh, my God. I just walked out on the Avengers. Tommy: Why is that a bad thing? Earth's mightiest heroes are… — Allan Heinberg Copy Share Image
People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Don't get me started on BBC salaries. We were never the big league. Situation comedy has always been the poor relation in… — David Jason Copy Share Image
“I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. I always thought… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
