In my comedy, I put things through a lens that is very specific to me. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
“They were as arrogant as cats that had been told their shit had some use.” — Mahmoud Downlatabadi Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Without the Project I was nothing but a secretary on a road to nowhere, drifting toward frosted hair and menthol addiction.” — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
“By my head, here come the Capulets." Mercutio- "By my heel, I care not.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
In comedy, you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.” — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids. — Liam Aiken Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Death isn’t always sad. This week, the Reverend Jerry Falwell died, and millions of Americans asked, “Why? Why, God? Why…didn’t… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“For somewhere," said Poirot to himself, indulging in an absolute riot of mixed metaphors, "there is in the hay a needle, and… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes after that and the inmates of Furnace were starting to feel invincible, running around the prison looking for the hidden… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
“If you'd just learn to do as I say from the beginning, I wouldn't have to follow up your errors with reproving… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“The only real recourse that [Russian] people had against tsarist rule was violence and rebellion. It was once remarked that Russia's constitution… — Alan Beattie Copy Share Image
“It was like... it was like women were made to do that to men. Like men were made with a big soft… — George Bryan Polivka Copy Share Image
“Database Management System [Origin: Data + Latin basus "low, mean, vile, menial, degrading, ounterfeit."] A complex set of interrelational data structures allowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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