The two worst enemies of comedy are lack of sleep and not having had a decent meal. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“Despite the failure of Velda Cannon's Depends, we'd had a great time. ” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Ah, man, when Wolverine grows his face back, he's really gonna be pretty upset.” — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
“He wasn't always trying to say witty things, and when he did say them, he felt no need to repeat them for… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.” — Rabeh SIddiqi Copy Share Image
“ To a Vase "How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
“Then, with an extended, falling glissando of disgust, the whole string section, plus flutes and piccolo, surged toward the brass, leaving the… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
When you see persons slip down on the ice, do not laugh at them. ... It is more feminine on witnessing such… — Eliza Leslie Copy Share Image
We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
“She shrugged. "I don't have my horse anymore." " Your horse? The horse was mine." "Don't be ridiculous." Evanjalin continued walking up… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for the planet they discovered only a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. You can be fooled by the eye, but if your performance is funny to the ear, it will be… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
