“I am the lord your God, and I will smite you until you are smitten.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
My years on 'SNL' had reconfirmed that what I do best is play for a sort of edgy comedy. — Paul Shaffer Copy Share Image
“If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of… — Robert Stikmanz Copy Share Image
“What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.” — Ashley Elston Copy Share Image
Laughter is like a fresh new day, each giggle is the dawn of a new morning; brighten up your day and smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you cannot display gloominess when announcing obituary, better eat bitter kola with garlic beforehand and beforeleg.” — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital room. “Holy shit!” Icka… — Phoebe Kitanidis Copy Share Image
In the eighties, there was a huge shift in the humor of Japanese television. Up until then, the humor was garnered by… — Hirokazu Kore-eda Copy Share Image
“How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?' 'It will do well, if it ever… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Sally laughed. "When you first told me you were interested in Decebel, I honestly thought that there was no way you two… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
“what is all this life but a kind of comedy, wherein men walk up and down in one another's disguises and act… — Erasmus Copy Share Image
“...Her body twitched from his magic. "What is this feeling?" She panted as she asked the question. Her body felt pleasantly soft.… — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
The worst thing you can do as a comedy director is be on set and think of something ridiculous, or an actor… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
