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The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I think most Black women are funny. Whether we get credit or not, we just are; we're hilarious. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
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A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot. — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
“The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go,… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
I grew up on EC comic books and 'Tales From the Crypt,' which were all loaded with humor, bad jokes, and puns.… — George A. Romero Copy Share Image
“I just decided something. Your instructor is hotter than any of the Archangels. For real. I just changed your contact name from… — Aron Lewes Copy Share Image
Like inspirational quotes, which have been huge on Pinterest. Or looking at dog photos! We didn't know how to take those uses… — Evan Sharp Copy Share Image
“So the gods,” Moash said, nursing his own drink, “were pleased that you solved problems on your own . . . by… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t have loved her more if she was my own child. But sometimes I considered shaving her eyebrows off while she… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Although I do use some of my psychology training in comedy, but it's more like pop psychology, not a course of treatment… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
“The popular culture has also lowered the threshold on public shaming rituals. It is not only suppressing certain speech on college campuses,… — Kim R. Holmes Copy Share Image
