Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a very funny person that doesn't get the chance to do a lot of comedy, and the same thing with my… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Heifer.” “Rich man’s whore!” “At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.” “Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“My friend Kathy is the only person who'll be halfway honest with me. 'Did you ever see a cowboy film, where someone… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
“Playful,” Amanda repeated, shaking her head. The idea contradicted all her long-held ideas of romance and sex. One did not “play” in… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Man is not the only animal known to practice cannibalism. He is, however, the only animal capable of arranging it on a… — David Raffin Copy Share Image
“Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness.… — Isman H. Suryaman Copy Share Image
There's sometimes when I feel really balanced, and there's other times when I feel like I'm trying to keep juggling too many… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
“Urban Outfitters, eh," said Beverley. "That explains the Dr Denim shirt." "My mum bought me that," I said. "And you think that's… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
