“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Altid skal man være på vagt, ellers Vupti, så faldt pikken ind i kussen, og flødeskumskagen ind i kæften.” — Jeanett Veronica Hindberg Copy Share Image
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. — Richard Harkness Copy Share Image
“I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“...socialism had somehow made time more flexible. There were often situations when 1 PM and 5 PM were interchangeable.” — Colin Cotterill Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you.” — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
“Uh, got into a fight with the kitchen or something?” he asked, smirking. I ran my hands through my hair and felt… — Christie Cote Copy Share Image
“I'm glad you escaped, Kyra," Fred said, looking serious again. "And that I found you." "Me too," Kyra said, glancing up at… — Bridget Zinn Copy Share Image
“Erin’s throat closed up a little. “We slept together after knowing each other for three hours,” she whispered. “Why are you whispering?… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
To be honest, I'm probably more of a comedy person, actually. I really enjoy the comedy stuff, and I've got some things… — Sharlto Copley Copy Share Image
You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have… — Kay Robertson Copy Share Image
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“By Gad,' exclaimed Welsh, 'I’d manage a nunnery for £500!' 'I daresay you would, but a suicidal, and possibly homicidal, lunatic isn’t… — J. Storer Clouston Copy Share Image
