“I must’ve been stone-cold sexy this whole time without even realizing.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I was good at creeping around people’s backyards, at night, unseen.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Effectively feeling himself dry out and expire over a period of days.” — Graham Parke Expire Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Football Copy Share Image
“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“what was it they called you? It’s on the tip of my tongue. It was something to do with cats and large… — Graham Parke Body fat Copy Share Image
“I wore an elaborate disguise that made me look like a caterer from a rivaling company.” — Graham Parke Business Copy Share Image
“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Gaming Copy Share Image
“At precisely 4:22 a.m. I awoke to the sound of hamsters being stir-fried in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I knew I should’ve started stalking her first! Damn my not-so-devious brain. When would I learn that women don’t go for nice… — Graham Parke Nice guys Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Didn’t fall asleep. Spent the better part of the night listening to Warren drill holes in my floor.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“He politely introduced himself as Warren Baxter and told me he was about to turn in, he just had one more batch… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find… — Graham Parke Healthy relationship Copy Share Image
“Gravity has a slightly stronger hold on me than it does on other people. I’m sure of it. It pulls on me… — Graham Parke Gravity Copy Share Image
“What was wrong with people these days? Couldn’t a guy have a few beers to drown a personal problem without getting caught… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas… — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“he’s still dead, but he died this morning rather than last night.” She held up her hand with a small amount of… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“not knowing what kind of drugs you’re on and thus not knowing what to expect as effects or side effects, is that… — Graham Parke Drugs Copy Share Image
“Theorized about the possibilities of solving a 500 piece puzzle in one go, simply by taking the pieces from the box in… — Graham Parke Puzzle Copy Share Image
“Factor 40. It’s like rubber cement. It’ll take me a good twenty-five minutes to grind this stuff into her skin. I shudder… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Dug up a die and threw it 72 times. Aimed to get as high a total as possible. Tallied the throws knowing… — Graham Parke Time Copy Share Image
“We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as… — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Some of my stuff’s so ugly, a little water damage could only help. Might” — Graham Parke Damage Copy Share Image
“Wondered about the experimental drugs interacting with airborne chemicals and leaving me unexpectedly dead.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me. Survival strategies for the… — Graham Parke Food Copy Share Image
