“made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Football Copy Share Image
“Effectively feeling himself dry out and expire over a period of days.” — Graham Parke Expire Copy Share Image
“Every once in a while you come across a novel that reminds you why you think you enjoy reading in the first… — Graham Parke Books Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“what tipped me off was the pink nighty I was wearing and the abundance of flowers decorating my room.” — Graham Parke Flower Copy Share Image
“Then I wondered, briefly, where one might obtain a prosthetic Adam’s apple, and what its primary use would be.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I’d mistakenly shown myself to be the kind of guy (test subject) who stood out in her garden wondering about her underwear.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I think it’s better for customer relations if we all commit to wearing matching socks,” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Toyed with the idea of letting it go to voicemail, then remembered the sick messages the phone-sex salesman had been leaving me,” — Graham Parke Voicemail Copy Share Image
“She’s funny and intelligent, well-mannered and clean, and her smile is exceedingly cute. Also, she has big tits.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Theorized about the possibilities of solving a 500 piece puzzle in one go, simply by taking the pieces from the box in… — Graham Parke Puzzle Copy Share Image
“I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound… — Graham Parke Comedy Copy Share Image
“The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky… — Graham Parke Comedy Copy Share Image
“standing in front of a building, then not meeting up with a woman, but instead following her home at a distance, that’d… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“It's finally happened; scientists claim to have discovered the very first person in history who doesn't like french fries. Just imagine the… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Want to pick up that check, honey? And I’d say; Nope, why don’t you pick up that check and add another fifty… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Passed the kitchen and noticed the sandwich. It still had huge chunks of moist, tender chicken breast in it. Didn’t want to… — Graham Parke Food Copy Share Image
“he’s still dead, but he died this morning rather than last night.” She held up her hand with a small amount of… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as… — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“Dug up a die and threw it 72 times. Aimed to get as high a total as possible. Tallied the throws knowing… — Graham Parke Time Copy Share Image
“Factor 40. It’s like rubber cement. It’ll take me a good twenty-five minutes to grind this stuff into her skin. I shudder… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Some of my stuff’s so ugly, a little water damage could only help. Might” — Graham Parke Damage Copy Share Image
“I must’ve been stone-cold sexy this whole time without even realizing.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I was good at creeping around people’s backyards, at night, unseen.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.” — Graham Parke Breakdown Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure my belly button is exactly in the middle. I wonder what that means..” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
