“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Bringing humor and bringing happiness and joy to an audience is a wonderful opportunity in life, believe me. — Angela Lansbury Copy Share Image
“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Catherine Tate was a proven comedy actress from a comedy background with great taste. I knew her work, and was an incredible… — Paul Lieberstein Copy Share Image
I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“What the hell? Jack was over six feet tall and two hundred pounds with arms like a steel beam. He couldn't get… — Fletcher McHale Copy Share Image
“The things we do to eat! Running from scorpions the size of small dogs, dodging 10 foot long rattlesnakes and squashing monster… — Gail Copy Share Image
“My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
I was in a band and it wasn't working out the way I wanted. Then somehow, little by little, I started doing… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
“Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Am I afraid of ghosts? My life experience has taught me to be much more afraid of what a human is capable… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
“Unsere Landschaft ist nicht so dramatisch wie die Alpen, aber ausreichend dramatisch. Das Wasser in unserem See ist nicht so warm wie… — Gunnar Herrmann Copy Share Image
I guess my height has hurt me as much as it's helped me. In comedy people don't mind casting tall women next… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
