“He doesn't teach you what to think. He teaches you how to think.” — Lurlene McDaniel Copy Share Image
“I already told you,” said Adam. “There is no need to swear.” “Sorry, it just fucking slipped out,” said Zeb.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
Comedy was never a scarcity in Kollywood. Comedians of great calibre have emerged from this land. — Vivek Copy Share Image
I don't really feel like I'm doing comedy, per say. I play off of guys a certain way but I don't really… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
“And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.” — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I feel like humor is a part of life. I don't think it comes through as much in the novels as it… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
When a novelist manages to describe or evoke something you thought or felt, without realizing that other people also found themselves in… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand… — Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Magoo's appeal lies in our hostility toward an older generation. But he's not only nearsighted physically. His mind is selective of what… — Jim Backus Copy Share Image
“And let us tranquilize ourselves by making a compact. Next time (with a view to our peace of mind) we'll commit the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“But interviews with [Margaret Dumont] reveal her to have been a perceptive and talented comic actress. “Many a comedian’s lines have been… — Eve Golden Copy Share Image
“Petulia's expression didn't change for a while. Then she said: 'So it WAS a fairy, then?' 'Well, yes. Technically.' The round pink… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He had taken the precaution of closing the inside shutters of the only window, and his staff, though it leaned lightly on… — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
“What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whale's… — Claire Fayers Copy Share Image