“Running into a burning building probably wasn't the smartest move Kenton Lake had ever made. Then again, sadly, it wasn't his dumbest… — Cynthia Eden Copy Share Image
“Don't profane yourself, or the Biodag Dubh." Oh, Mary Ann. Me and the Beedak Doo are just fine.” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“All that crap about time being a great healer is bullshit. Time heals nothing. Well, acne maybe.” — Saurbh Katyal Copy Share Image
“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks” — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
When I grew up in Kansas, I was always getting in trouble for my blue sense of humor. — Bridget Everett Copy Share Image
Laughter has been implanted in our soul, that the soul may sometime be refreshed. — Saint John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best. — Megyn Price Copy Share Image
In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
So, what I am learning to do is (to) learn each of their personalities - to study them, to learn how their… — Alex Kendrick Copy Share Image
“Finding Akiva's door still closed, Liraz gave a chuff of derision and didn't knock but only crashed it open and glared at… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“Maybe Ian doesn't come from london at all, but from Idaho. And not the potato part of Idaho, but the crazy, inbred… — Alison Pace Copy Share Image
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
“There is never a moment where I find Trump persuasive. When I look at him I see a man without any inner… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
“Let me Guess-you lost the coin toss with Dell, which left you stuck with me. Only you don't know how to tell… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
