Comedy can be very freeing. Laughter truly is the best medicine. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
“A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki” — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
Comedy is like magic. If you don't see where the trick is going, it's entertaining. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“Pain, Rhuan decided, did not simply hurt. Pain also exhausted a person, sapped his soul, thinned his spirit. Worse, pain was tedious.” — Jennifer Roberson Copy Share Image
“The three now faced the moving wall. Trapped, like the last fries in a box with a hungry kid ready to pounce.… — S.W. Lothian Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.” — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Why think about tomorrow today, when you don’t even know if there will be a tomorrow, or if there is, if you’ll… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
If I'm saying a universal truth, but maybe it's something that people don't feel comfortable saying... It's a strange take, but at… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Let me guess, Jessie. You ran across some poor woman in the park who had the misfortune of wearing a gown that… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Carisoprodol. Comes in a white tablet like a big-ass vitamin, 350 mg of muscle liquefier for those tense, recovering athletes and furniture… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
“I'm glad my condo was furnished. Because, how do you buy a couch? I have no idea. This grown-up thing isn’t for… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
“I think that you could have used your vast intellect far more usefully by serving mankind instead of stealing it. -Mycroft "Where's… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they're stupid and vicious. It's in their nature to be… — Tim Kreider Copy Share Image
