Humor Quotes · Page 59

I'd love to do comedy.

— Anonymous

I want to own a comedy club.

— Yvonne Orji

“Au contraire, mein Freund.”

— Barry Lyga

“Tea no more! Down with bustles!”

— Nancy Moser

Comedy is acting out optimism.

— Robin Williams

“I'm a freak with power.”

— Sherman Alexie

“I got big thighs...”

— Al Fletcher by JL Merrow

“Oops, the moth woman mumbles”

— Michael Chabon

“Cover your butt. Bernard is watching.”

— Orson Scott Card

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation.

— Brendan Coyle

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms.

— Paul Mooney

I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

— George W. Bush

Since doing comedy, I'm less of a show-off in real life.

— Joe Lycett

“Sometimes I sets and thinks, and sometimes I just sets.”

— Theodore Sturgeon

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

— Drew Carey

“If I only had a nickel; I'd spend it on a dime.”

— Tim Wayne

The best things in life must come by effort from within, not by gifts from the outside.

— Fred Pierce Corson

I prefer situational or character-based humor to gross-out gags and comedic set pieces.

— Ari Graynor

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

— Marilyn Vos Savant

Most of the humor comes from how outrageous the situations and circumstances are.

— Mark Wahlberg

I love comedy and I did a few gigs here and there but it never really took off. It was too scary.

— George Groves

The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?

— Elaine Stritch

“It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat.”

— Amanda Grange

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

— Stephan Pastis

“Is he about to kiss me? Did he eat garlic too or was I the only one? 'Cause if Ric didn't eat…

— Zathyn Priest

I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured.…

— Flip Wilson

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't…

— Groucho Marx

Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does,…

— Ian Frazier

Much of the legend surrounding my mother is true. She was a beautiful, talented, warmhearted woman who had the greatest sense of…

— Yasmin Aga Khan

For me, something that's been always really important to me, that's also really served me well in hindsight, is doing different things,…

— Michelle Monaghan

I'm drawn to more than I'm allowed to do or asked to do, or probably should do. My whole career has been…

— Steve Pink

In life there are going to be some things that make it hard to smile. But whatever you do, through all the…

— Bernajoy Vaal

When all else fails, look cute.

— Jim Davis

“There, there are no chicken wings”

— Brian Michael Bendis

“Who flipped your bitch switch?”

— Quinn Loftis

Cynicism is the humour of hatred.

— Herbert Beerbohm

Comedy is a universal language.

— Alex Hirsch

Madness has no sense of humour

— Adam Foulds

“Bad pony-men! BOO!”

— Rick Riordan

We ought to make the pie higher.

— George W. Bush