Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them! — Judy Woodruff Copy Share Image
“I'm not really crazy about all this tit-for-tat stuff. I'm always asked to be the one to first give up the tit.” — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
“Selling is a painful necessity, buying is what makes it all worthwhile.” — Steven E. Landsburg Copy Share Image
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I'd been preparing myself to apologize. Forgive and forget, as Mom says. "Fuck you," I said.” — Tara Kelly Copy Share Image
Richard Lester is a wonderful director, a great comedy director, of course. — Malcolm McDowell Copy Share Image
“When two people live in one place, their individual habits get amplified. For example: I'm not lazy. But I don't like to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and… — Trishelle Cannatella Copy Share Image
“Is it really you this time, Kells?” “Well, I’m no maggoty corpse, if that’s what you mean.” He grinned. “That’s a relief.… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Are you born again?" he asked, as we taxied down the runway. He was rather prim and tense, maybe a little like… — Anne LaMott Copy Share Image
“Myrtle goggled at them. "You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly... "Oh,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Is everyone from your planet like you?" Leyon asked, his gaze intent. "For the most part," she replied. "You have no men… — Lizzy Ford Copy Share Image
“The Depression was at its peak in 1933, and so was Blondell. She exemplified the average woman of that dismal period. Audiences… — Ray Hagen Copy Share Image
My platform has been to reach reluctant readers. And one of the best ways I found to motivate them is to connect… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina .” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born.” — Dakota Dawn Copy Share Image
“An ass is an ass, no matter how many first names you give it.” — Uncle Jessie The Joy of Life Copy Share Image
