Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Comedy is not easy to begin with, but comedy that also dances with drama - it's so hard. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.” — Dora Okeyo Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to be a villain in film. I'm a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy,… — William Zabka Copy Share Image
“The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“My sister having so much to do, was going to church vicariously, that is to say, Joe and I were going.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness--your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture…He takes upon himself… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“He turned to her. “Didn’t you see the lightning strike the steeple?” She recovered with a sip of tea, then smiled sweetly.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
In Sarvamangalam,' I am fond of flowers and I want to own a nursery. My character talks only to flowers. If she… — Shamna Kasim Copy Share Image
But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I am actually talking about possibly adapting 'The Boys,' by Garth Ennis, which would not be a comedy, but an action movie… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's been part of my signature to incorporate my humor with my dance, or even just how I'm feeling. If I'm feeling… — Stephen Boss Copy Share Image
Grammar: The main difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was always inspired by the comedy of Carol Burnett. I loved Dick Clair and Jenna McMahon's 'Mama's Family'. — Del Shores Copy Share Image
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I punched my hand through the water. I wanted to kick his ass. 'This is between me and Belly.' Smug piece of… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC. — Isaiah Mustafa Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells a funny strory but nobody laughs and then they say it was a — KiDD Heartbreak Copy Share Image
“Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked. "I'm dating again.” — Maurice Pirelli Copy Share Image
“Laughter sets your entire soul ablaze with happy endorphins and shifts your vibrations.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
“What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.” — Lani Diane Rich Copy Share Image
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“All due respect to the Resurrection, but two-becoming-one might be the greatest miracle ever.” — Jen Hatmaker Copy Share Image
I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“With everyone lounging around, eating sleeping, sunning, pooping, it looks like some weird combat version of an outdoor rock festival.” — Evan Wright Copy Share Image
“I neither require nor desire your gratitude, mistress. I want nothing in these worlds save your death." Volusian to Eugenie” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“500 years /n another nail in the cross what's the difference anymore if it rains” — 6 weeks of white castle /n rust Brandon Thomas DiSabatino Copy Share Image
“Apart from that strange kind of humor, another sensation seized us: curiosity.” — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
As for insecurity, I have none because I know nobody has offered variety in comedy like I have. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Humor is vague, runaway stuff that hisses around the fissures and crevices of the mind, like some sort of loose physic gas. — Jonathan Miller Copy Share Image
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