Paranormal reality shows are some of the best unintentional comedy in the history of recorded entertainment. — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous… — Marian Seldes Copy Share Image
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.” — Terry Hayes Copy Share Image
“This is a never-ending story we’re involved in. We’re just part of the acting crew.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Working mothers' laughter comes hardest when our double life is revealed for what it is: a juggling act in which the balls… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
“Okay. Let's see..." She considered her past, and then smiled wryly and shook her head. "Well, I was a perfume maker, Amaone,… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
“I think I was about to say that if I ever see Eliza again—and the fact that this is even a remote… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar… — Keith Flint Copy Share Image
“Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…” "What about the tutorials, the… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“Extremely self-conscious in its craft, in many ways The Hand of Ethelberta is an exploration of fiction as illusion, which involves parody… — Geoffrey Harvey Copy Share Image
My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty. — Badshah Copy Share Image
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.” — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I never shoot for a film telling myself that I have to make people laugh. I can't even do stand-up comedy. — Rajpal Yadav Copy Share Image
“I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On American TV, there just aren't a lot of female leads in comedy, especially at the peak of all the Judd Apatow… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
“Oh, precious losing streak, you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about it but my face is made… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
“Ask Gandhi, and eye for an eye makes us both blind…ask an engineer, and the numbers don't lie - the first to… — Steven Ivy - Attorney Entrepreneur Copy Share Image
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Anna gave me a humoring smile. “Everyone eventually falls for the two of you together. You’re meant to be.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
Always being the outsider, you... feel comfortable everywhere, but you don't really feel at home anywhere. I definitely draw comedy from that. — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
I've always loved the idea of the rookie cop vs. the grizzled veteran. A lot of comedy can be mined from that. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
“Prickly When I'm feeling porcupine-y, I get nasty, I get whiny. Stay away or I might stick you. My sharp words are… — Laura Purdie Salas Copy Share Image
“To understand women is like to sell mirrors in the city of blind people!” — Thenten Copy Share Image
I mean, I've got a face for comedy. I say that with love. It does its job. — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . . — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first… — Michel Templet Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy… — Eric Mayes Copy Share Image
“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” -Voltaire” — Angela Roquet Copy Share Image
