“Pull the BandAid off a little too fast, and tell 'em what they don't wanna hear.” — Sam Hyde Copy Share Image
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Generosity, to be perfect, should always be accompanied by a dash of humor. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —jolted by every pebble in the road. — HENRY… — Graham MFT, Linda Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“Okay, so he's hot and he's alone, but how do you know he's not a serial killer or even worse, a lawyer?” — Helena S. Paige Copy Share Image
“Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air. oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy.” — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
I think that there's always room for humour in music. It's something that always takes itself so seriously, which I think is… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
“When I was a wee little kid," remarked Roic, watching over their shoulders, "there was a time I thought that any skinny… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“The boy she'd once loved was gone, and she'd accept it. But even if she didn't want Eric back, he'd hurt her.… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
Once I was in college, I was actually trying to write a comedy screenplay and I wrote basically the worst movie ever… — Scot Armstrong Copy Share Image
On MySpace ... the whole demographic of the stand-up comedy fan has changed. It's like an indie band thing. People think they've… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“So what is it really like? What happens when people die?" Noor asks Alice Bhatti, who after finishing her shift has changed… — Mohammed Hanif Copy Share Image
I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I think I was born with a natural way of looking at something and trying to find the ways in which it… — Briga Heelan Copy Share Image
“It’s a little early in our relationship for us to be ‘surmounting,’ but, hey, I’m game if you are. I’ll even let… — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
A true friend doesn't have guts; they beat you up and later plead with you to beat them back. — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Where I find it very difficult to get comedy from and where I naturally don't go is human suffering. — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,” I commented to Ryan. “Or just one with a boner.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Life, on Hardcore mode, she thought with a twinge of bleak humor. No do-overs. No save files. Harper” — Annie Bellet Copy Share Image
It's a secret club, people that have a certain sense of humor, and it doesn't matter whether it's a romantic situation or… — Ron Mael Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“When you really merge with someone, it’s not that you merge with them, you’re merging with love.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Sometimes all I need is a piece of chocolate and then I can understand you” — Sharon P. Tulloch Copy Share Image
“It’s true that journalism in reality is not the journalism that we learnt in the university. It is far from it.” — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we call it a hot water-heater when there's no need to heat hot water? — Gallagher Copy Share Image
The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“Days have a sameness. Even new, they offer little beyond weather changes and sudden deaths.” — Vera Jane Cook Copy Share Image
There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Sometimes comedy can be, like, negative and just the worst parts of ourselves coming out. — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“NO greater love has a husband for his wife than to watch a 2hr documentary on an elite ballet competition.” — Mark Venturini Copy Share Image
Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
“God, I missed you. I missed that.” “Missed what?” “You…your humor, your smile, your touch, your…everything.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
