Humor Quotes · Page 431

The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you don't.

— Frank Tyger

Humour plays a vital part in any 'Bhavai' performance and is seen in plays.

— Pratik Gandhi

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

— Adam Carolla

“If man had more of a sense of humour, things might have turned out differently.”

— Stanisław Lem

“That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.”

— H.M. Ward

“I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.”

— Christy Hall

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

— Kevin Hart

Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible.

— Henry David Thoreau

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner.…

— Mitch Hedberg

“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a…

— Rick Riordan

When all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, or am I…

— Mitch Albom

“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Trav smiled his sweetest, most charming smile. "Of course I'll play your husband on TV." Daisy blew out a breath of relief.…

— Kylie Gilmore

Life is dramatic and comedic at times. Sometimes in the most dramatic situations, there is comedy. And good comedy comes from a…

— Constance Marie

“I actually plan to mess up my life and start over every seven years. That way, I’ll never get in a rut.…

— Jody Gehrman

“Nature has a lot to offer.But she finds her self in a cruel world.That is why there is misunderstanding and you have…

— Emmanel Oppong

“. . . the problem with looking for your glasses is that you don’t have your glasses on while you’re looking . . .”

— Marcus Sakey

Comedy is not good for anything, really. Apart from being one of the only things that makes life worth living.

— Jesse Armstrong

What's fun about comedy is you're pushing things a little further than you would in a drama; you're pushing reality a little…

— Jason Katims

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”

— Nicki Elson

The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days.

— Anonymous

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

— Elbert Hubbard

I think the charm of 'Fable' was in the feeling of the world and definitely the humor.

— Peter Molyneux

“The victim lay on his face, as most people did after being stuck with ten swords.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever…

— Seth Rogen

I fit well in the comedy zone. A plump and chubby figure goes well with most onscreen characters... it adds more value…

— Kiku Sharda

“I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant, or were you just born stupid?”

— Kathryn Stockett

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

— Emo Philips

“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”

— A.C. Mckaskle

“I wouldn't be comfortable, but at least I'd have marginal protection against pointy steel objects that went stab in the night.”

— Lisa Shearin

“...What do you do with all your money?" "Me and the French hoard gold.”

— Dashiell Hammett

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the…

— Jarod Kintz

“It is quite futile to argue that man is small compared to the cosmos; for man was always small compared to the…

— G.K. Chesterton

“Inu-Yasha: Is it my imagination, or have you been a little prickly lately? Sango: It's your imagination! GLARE KA-BOOM ROARRRR KRAKLE KRAKLE ”

— Rumiko Takahashi

“Persistent ill-humour is all too clear an indication that someone is living contrary to his[her] intended purpose.”

— Jose Ortega y Gasset

I always loved comedy but I didn't start formally until I was in college.

— Ana Gasteyer

“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.”

— M.J. McGuire

“Are you seriously telling me the truth about all this?" I asked. "I seriously am," he replied. "I was also serious about…

— Lindsay Ribar

“Afinal, o que eu quero da vida? A resposta é a mais estúpida e genial possível: eu quero viver.”

— Anonymous