Erin McCarthy

“Not perfect, not tidy. Just Happy.”

— Erin McCarthy

“Trina, what does the fox say?" "What?" "Fuck you.”

— Erin McCarthy

“A friend is by definition an unpaid therapist.”

— Erin McCarthy

“I'd never seen a penis in person and I was curious”

— Erin McCarthy

“Just me, rocking the awk.”

— Erin McCarthy

“I can't give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.”

— Erin McCarthy

“Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit..." Suzanne”

— Erin McCarthy

“Her bun was baking, but her bloody heart was breaking.”

— Erin McCarthy

I want you to know that you're the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.

— Erin McCarthy

“Reese grabbed the back of the nearest easy chair and whispered, "Honey, baby, come to mama.”

— Erin McCarthy

“Because Tammy is in there making like her feet hate each other, and they don’t need us around for it.”

— Erin McCarthy

“There is no memory less satisfying than a temptation that we resisted.”

— Erin Mccarthy

“It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz.”

— Erin McCarthy

“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch…

— Erin McCarthy

“Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.”

— Erin McCarthy

I think perfect love is any time you love unconditionally, without selfish intent, without concern for personal gain.

— Erin McCarthy

“He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.”

— Erin McCarthy

“Seriously. A cuddle rating. Who came up with that shit? Whoever had, it meant he had to cuddle her like a pro…

— Erin McCarthy

“Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I’m going to get…

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“Instead he leaned closer, gaze meeting hers from behind his horn-rims. "Then go fix it. If you love him, it's worth it,…

— Erin McCarthy

“Insane was letting an opportunity pass you by. Insane was debating so long over what you wanted that it disappeared.”

— Erin McCarthy

“I want to have sex with you" he told her back. "Touch you until you squirm with pleasure." Laurel's head shot around.…

— Erin McCarthy

“Then he was forming letters again, one at a time on her back, while Laurel clung to him, full of heart and…

— Erin McCarthy

“Jess, I've got no business judging anyone. But I can offer you some advice if you don't mind. "Sure." Though my palms…

— Erin McCarthy

“Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee" Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to…

— Erin McCarthy

“But I figured every girl on the planet had found herself wishing she had a free pass inside a man’s mind at…

— Erin McCarthy

“A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I've never liked Tom…

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“Feeling downright giddy, which must be the lack of blood, Ethan flung his arm over his face and winced. Doubled over. "What?…

— Erin McCarthy

“-Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart. Amanda lifted up her pink sunglasses to gape at the old guy in the requisite blue vest. -…

— Erin McCarthy

“Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let…

— Erin McCarthy

“Corbin glanced around as his fellow classmates all crawled around the room, trying to get into the exercise, but all looking distinctly…

— Erin McCarthy

“No. I'm trying to think like a human, trying to decide if it's selfish to kiss you. If it's not in your…

— Erin McCarthy

“Why?” she whispered. “Why should I dance with you?” “Because I love you. Because I love you so much I’m willing to…

— Erin McCarthy

“Hey! Give that back!" Panic started to set in. Ignoring the fact that I was only in my panties, I jumped up…

— Erin McCarthy

“I was born without the flirt gene. It's truly awful for me." That was no exaggeration. " I mean, look at how…

— Erin McCarthy

“He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.”

— Erin McCarthy

“Turn the light on so your aim is better," he said mildly. "All you did was waste a full beer.”

— Erin McCarthy

Scars fade with time. And the ones that never go away, well, they build character, maturity, caution.

— Erin McCarthy

“Twenty-five?" Shawn squawked, horrified. "Good Lord, he's a fetus!”

— Erin McCarthy

“But there was something about Diesel... it started with his name and ended with his butt.”

— Erin McCarthy