“I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Ed felt faint. Milk shake, as it turned out, was much less handy in your veins then, say, oxygen.” — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Uhm, Kevin..." "Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here." Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex. Thank goodness .” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
“¿Qué necesita? ¿Una invitación elegantemente sellada y firmada para que se vaya a la mierda? -Harry Potter // A Reckless Frame of… — Nameless-slyblue Lomonaaeren Copy Share Image
Comedy is like magic. If you don't see where the trick is going, it's entertaining. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“Mr Cjelli, nice to see you back, sir. Sorry you had a spot of bother, hope that's all behind you now." "Indeed,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“If you drive down there," I said, "he'll just escape the other way. That's what he's counting on. You have to walk… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“We passed through glowering statues of monsters and gods whom I'd fought in person- the vulture Nekhbet, who'd once possessed my Gran… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Well, good Christ, how was I supposed to know all that, Hannah? Who looks into the fine points when he's hungry? I'm… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“Or you can fake your own death," Bill suggested. "Because really, that's the most cathartic resolution—if all your friends and family think… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Where are you from?" She asked without thinking. "I was born in the mountains." Runach said with a shrug. "The place doesn't… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
“There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. D.H. Lawrence had known that. You needed love, but not the… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Pain, Rhuan decided, did not simply hurt. Pain also exhausted a person, sapped his soul, thinned his spirit. Worse, pain was tedious.” — Jennifer Roberson Copy Share Image
“The three now faced the moving wall. Trapped, like the last fries in a box with a hungry kid ready to pounce.… — S.W. Lothian Copy Share Image
“Why think about tomorrow today, when you don’t even know if there will be a tomorrow, or if there is, if you’ll… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.” — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“I cross two fingers, a binary precaution against hex, effective as superconductor or simple superstition.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I think coming from a big family, it helps you to keep your sense of humor about certain things... even politics. — Jean Kennedy Smith Copy Share Image
“I rein myself in. I’m already breaking up with the guy. I don’t have to ruin his favorite movie.” — Philip Siegel Copy Share Image
“I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.” — Andrew Sturm Copy Share Image
“You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?" (Mace to Smitty)” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Society is really coming to a point where they're not asking if women can be funny anymore. We all know they obviously… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
“Hello.” She sighed. “Blue. You’re blue.” “I’m Éibhear the Blue.” After eighty-seven years, he never tired of saying that. “Of course you… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
In my opinion, where comedy sequels tend to go bad is that they get sillier and lighter. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
“Everyone’s story is just their story. It may have little to do with you, or nothing to do with you.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Everyone loves brunch. OBVIOUSLY, but you super-love brunch. You are so big into brunch that your middle name should be "Brunch"...” — Ryan North Copy Share Image
In his life, [Dalton] Trumbo uses wit and comedy to fight these very high-stakes battles. — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
Comedy always came easier for me. But I would have loved to have been an action hero. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
“It was like we were two halves of an oyster shell, and when you put us together, it hid the gray gunk… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
I used to think that laughter would solve everything and I would never be lonely. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
White people you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us! — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
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