Jim Goad

“Mean people suck”

— Jim Goad

My hatred is diamond-hard.

— Jim Goad

I write to please myself.

— Jim Goad

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

— Jim Goad

Equality is a nice idea, but it's entirely impossible to prove.

— Jim Goad

They're not posing as being Jesus Christ all the time.

— Jim Goad

I'll argue anyone into the dust when it comes to facts.

— Jim Goad

People can be so heartless and dirty.

— Jim Goad

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

— Jim Goad

What's good and bad, sweet spirit, are in the eye of the beholder.

— Jim Goad

The leftist drive for control is insatiable.

— Jim Goad

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

— Jim Goad

“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call…

— Jim Goad

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

— Jim Goad

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

— Jim Goad

You have to be careful because those feelings and bitterness can take over and consume in a bad way.

— Jim Goad

In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent.

— Jim Goad

Show me pornography which promotes violence against women, and I'll buy it.

— Jim Goad

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

— Jim Goad

Negative opinions about me don't faze me unless I respect the person giving the opinion, which is rare. And if it's someone…

— Jim Goad

In my long, long years toiling around the publishing industry, I've found that women simply don't stick to the writing with the…

— Jim Goad

I tend not to hang with 'the crowd' because I believe that at any given moment in history, the crowd is only…

— Jim Goad

More than most, I believe I'm highly attuned to how heresies eventually become mainstream belief systems and how the vast majority of…

— Jim Goad

I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than…

— Jim Goad

I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell…

— Jim Goad

Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch…

— Jim Goad

To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at…

— Jim Goad

I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told…

— Jim Goad

I think that 99% of the snipers who take shots at me from electronic foxholes also realize they could never withstand the…

— Jim Goad

There were people whom I considered friends or loved ones who either abandoned me or betrayed me in ways I'd never have…

— Jim Goad

What are a genuine pain in the ass are all the misconceptions and outright lies. I read somewhere that in 2004 I…

— Jim Goad

A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as "America's leading expert on the militia movement" writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the…

— Jim Goad

“When you die, your sphincter muscles relax to the point where you empty your bowels. While alive, you instinctively maintain enough anal…

— Jim Goad

I believe "human sexuality" is one of the most ridiculous aspects of being a human, and here I was, facing publications whose…

— Jim Goad

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people. "Wait - he beats women and seems…

— Jim Goad

He who trades his identity for money will one day wind up with neither.

— Jim Goad

I'm the only convict who couldn't get into Australia.

— Jim Goad

There's a reason the Third World came in third.

— Jim Goad

Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak.

— Jim Goad

I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while…

— Jim Goad