Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
“Will you draw your sword with your free hand?" "I already have. Will you make a fist with yours?" "It's clenched.” — William Goldman Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the toughest genres. It is so essential to get the timing right, failing which the humour can fall… — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
“...just because a girl could kick a ball and chuck a rock didn't mean she'd grow up to be pretty and make… — Billy Coffey Copy Share Image
“I don't want to alarm anyone, but everywhere we go I see Alec Baldwin. It's like he's following us.” — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Whoever this man was, he seemed to have less life than anyone in the cemetery. Above or below ground.” — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
You can be good at comedy, which means you'll be given spots, but beyond that it is luck that pushes you to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“Mission motto, sir," said Carrot cheerfully. "Morituri Nolumus Mori. Rincewind suggested it." "I imagine he did," said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There is no doubt I have offended many people. No doubt, also, that I have blasphemed. I sometimes try to offend as… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee! Mwa-ha mwa-ha! Kee kee kee! Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh! Gah guffaw! Hoo… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Eros mumbled something. "I'm sorry?" said Aphrodite. "Whatwouldjesusdo." "What would Jesus do?" said Aphrodite. "Let me tell you something. Jesus was a… — Marie Phillips Copy Share Image
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
You know, dramas are much more expensive to do than say a comedy, so any kind of deficit like that is picked… — Paul Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion. — Sheila Ballantyne Copy Share Image
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Hört auf zu streiten, oder ich tue so, als ob ich in Ohnmacht falle. Vielleicht schreie ich auch ein bisschen.” — Kai Meyer Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
I am a huge believer - I always have been - in the power of comedy. That comedy will break hatred and… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds. — Percy Ross Copy Share Image
“Goodnight, screwballs, you’re goddam lucky you got each other; no one in their right mind would wantcha.” — Laurie Loveman Copy Share Image
I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It was just as all the Kettral said: You went to Hook to escape your problems and came back with a dozen… — Brian Staveley Copy Share Image
“Can I help you?" said the footman. Richard had been told to fuck off and die with more warmth and good humor.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I have other tastes besides comedy. I love comedy. I adore it, but I love dramatic movies just as much. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“If you must break a rule, break it on purpose. That includes this rule.” — Josh Steimle Copy Share Image
“Hells, Nori-girl, if the Ell called me on it in council, I'd have to swear by the second moon that you couldn't… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
Humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing effects that interface with it. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
Many times what cannot be refuted by arguments can be parried by laughter. — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
“Gee, what a happy place. It was like Disneyland with staplers and toner cartridges. ~ Thread Reckoning” — Amanda Lee Copy Share Image
“Killed a policeman? How Vegetarian! Well, I suppose it was, so long as they didn't eat him.” — G. K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
'SOS' is a typical out-an-out comedy, where I play Sanjay Dutt's brother and Ajay Devgn plays our long lost family enemy. — Mukul Dev Copy Share Image
Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
