Humor Quotes · Page 288

I think humor is such a personal thing, and you put a microphone in somebody's face, they're going to say something that…

— Jane Lynch

I believe having 5 senses not necessarily you're good, common sense is the key and sense of humor holds the key.

— Richie Tien

FANTASTIC! There is such clarity and so much humor in Stetch’s playing! I have always loved that about him.

— Rufus Reid

“Aubrey Davenport was dressed like a fop, had the manners of a fop, and appeared to have the intelligence of a potato.”

— Marion Chesney

“Optimism is the young boy who notices that a girl notices that he notices her.”

— R N Prasher

One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected

— George W. Bush

“Sundance, get over here." "Great - You've named me after a guy who dies in that movie.”

— Toni McGee Causey

I have always felt a comedy's story is undercut if you have a villain who is not really menacing.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said 'But it's stupid, and it's the title…

— Joss Whedon

Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The…

— Frank Carson

“Lothaire is very much alive.” “You swear?” “Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of…

— Kresley Cole

“Thing is, he says, in my line of work, you spend a lot of time sittin. A dress lets the breeze up...cool…

— Moira Young

“After Harding's death, the taciturn vice president, Calvin Coolidge, moved into the White House. In contrast to his predecessor's political cronyism and…

— James A. Henretta

I do believe if we opened up a comedy theater in a city, that we're going to be able to teach improv…

— Matt Besser

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep,…

— Mitch Hedberg

“SMART My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause…

— Shel Silverstein

Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I think that everyone would agree that something that Marvel has done brilliantly is weave comedy into all of their action movies.

— Dave Filoni

“Chances are, if we can't laugh at something, we can't think rationally about it.”

— Clay A. Johnson

I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of…

— Holly Hunter

“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.

— Jim Gaffigan

“I brandished my parasol at him like a rapier. "You, sir, are an abominable scalawag of a man, and I'll be damned…

— Susan Dennard

“Assumptions are the enemy of coherence," Sharine said. In other words, You're an idiot.”

— Nalini Singh

That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying.

— Anonymous

“Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.”

— George Carlin

“Well, isn’t this just perfect,” Kyle commented. “We need to go rough up a big bad wolf, and half the pack is…

— Jody Morse

“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“That's a shame," said Bert, "to run out of crackers before you've run out of emergency.”

— James A. Owen

“Don't mind her. She keeps her nose so high in the air, she's liable to drown in a good rainstorm.”

— Sandra Dallas

I really like to do comedy, and I did comedy the first 2 years after I graduated college, so I really love…

— Heather Doerksen

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

— Michael Grant

I always wanted to give comedy a try and I feel Comedy Classes' is the best platform for that.

— Sara Khan

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I like comedy that's very specific and isn't afraid to lose people through its specificity.

— Josh Gondelman

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

— Doug Stanhope

We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can…

— George W. Bush

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

— Milton Jones

“Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.”

— Yatin Patel

The whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall.

— Anonymous