I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Locke sighed. 'So this is winning,' he said. 'It is,' replied Jean. 'It can go fuck itself,' said Locke.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Did you hear what I was playing, Lane? I didn't think it polite to listen, sir.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I began my comedy as its only actor and I come to the end as its only spectator. — Antonio Porchia Copy Share Image
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a… — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Husband?” “Aye. Husband.” “The slow-witted one that’s been following you? I thought he was your servant.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!' — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I devoted myself to poetry - and poetry is a very serious medium - I don't think the people that knew… — Ana Castillo Copy Share Image
“It took Pueblo a few seconds to take in his surroundings. The first thing he realised was that he felt bruised all… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I had found by experience that putting things down on paper helped to clear the mind in precisely the same way, as… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“So, what's first?" "Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them." "You're not a complicated person, are you? Let's do it."… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“My manager, who is a very timid person, often tells me that I should think before I speak. I tell her that… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
“Breathing heavily, Major-General Gudz was making his way towards Mostovskoy. He shuffled along, wheezing and sticking out his lower lip; folds of… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
