“Achievement is a cotton candy meal that you think will make you full.” — Maxie McCoy Copy Share Image
My whole life, growing up, I always wanted to be in comedy. I never felt comfortable doing the 'teen hunk' thing. — Dustin Milligan Copy Share Image
“Didn't Frankenstein get married?" "Did he?" said Eggy. "I don't know. I never met him. Harrow man, I expect.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“If you are thinking what the others think about you then you are confused”.” — Marcus Khaleeq Copy Share Image
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
With comedy, I think it's so important, especially in TV, to know and trust what the writers are writing and just have… — Jay Harrington Copy Share Image
“Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
“I allowed him to carry me down the stairs but was surprised when he didn't make it to the sofa.” — k.a. poe Copy Share Image
Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
“When Mr.Cunningham ran outside during the battle shouting "Hurrah for Jeff Davis!", a Union shot clipped his ear. Mr.Cunningham ran back inside… — Clint Johnson Copy Share Image
“{ Replying to G. H. Hardy's suggestion that the number of a taxi (1729) was 'dull', showing off his spontaneous mathematical genius… — Srinivasa Ramanujan Aiyangar Copy Share Image
You have to have humor. If you don't have humor and you take yourself seriously, you're dead in the water. You have… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny… — Michael Emerson Copy Share Image
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
