“Albert Campion: 'I’m serious!' Lugg: 'That’s unhealthy in itself.” — Margery Allingham Copy Share Image
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
With comedy, I like to not rehearse and just have fun with it, because I think being spontaneous is the best thing… — Diora Baird Copy Share Image
Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Anything goes when I perform. That's the way it's been since I started. I do whatever I want, and I know my… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“When asked by her publisher why her work had not been submitted while on her honeymoon: "I've been too fucking busy or… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Nothing, Basil. I’ll see you in a few,” Fine, and it’s Lord Basil.” Even in the bedroom?” Especially in the bedroom.” — Adrian Phoenix Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes. "I'm sure I'll hold out until Halloween." "That's already passed." "Exactly," I muttered” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature. — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
“Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?” I asked Leif. “She thought I could assist you in some way.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I trust my points are noted... Very noted... Received, recognized, and duly considered with the utmost gravity. Sealed, notarized, and firmly imprinted… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“ 'Face death'? Am I going to die? NDA: I'll take this one. Yes, you will die - some day. When you… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“She hadn’t planned any of this, but her thoughts ran away with her, and she hated how pathetic she must sound. Poor… — India Drummond Copy Share Image
“It seeems like so long ago but I'm sorry I yelled at you after the party" "I doubt it'll be the last… — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
