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I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
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Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My life is quite normal and for me it helps with my comedy. If you jump headlong into celebrity life it affects… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
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“No, I’m done! I’m tired, I’m sweaty, I’m in agony, and why do I feel like I need to shit?” “It’s totally… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
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Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh.… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
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“Sometimes I come across as superficial. Of this I am aware. However, you may be confident that inside my head I am… — John Dolan Copy Share Image
Chick Lit uses humor to reflect life back to us. It's a very comforting genre, and it's the first time our generation… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
