Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“Captain," the canoeist named Eric began, taking a step forward. "Have we been Bermuda triangulated?” — Talia R. Blackwood Copy Share Image
“The Park's nice,' his father conceded, 'but the rest of the country is just people in huge cars wondering what to eat… — Edward St. Aubyn Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“These folks zigged when the rest of the world zagged. And once you cross the line, there's no coming back. Mark my… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Chubi, rhymes with booby, which you don't have, or doodie, which your face looks like," she said smugly, leaning back and making… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Much like the kākāpō who waddles up a hill, digs a hole and bellows into it to attract a mate, billionaires may… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
I'm capable offstage of having some dark, twisted thoughts but the kind of things I like to do onstage are just more… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“She wondered, ever so hopefully, if among these men she would find her holy grail – what she'd been saving herself for… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, I really do. It was perhaps my first love. And I think, as an actor, you're young and… — Rafe Spall Copy Share Image
That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
