“My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, something meaningless occurs, somewhere with meaning.” — F. Thomas Vincent Copy Share Image
Find, if you can, in what you cannot change. Manners with fortunes, humours turn with climes, Tenets with books, and principles with… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
“Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. — John Gerzema Copy Share Image
In comedy, it's very, very important to be able to open up so that people feel they're included. — Ian McLeod Copy Share Image
“perhaps you three could continue this conversation when the ship is not under attack? Mr.Kadam said.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Bands on tour are very good cultivators of what's the avant-garde of comedy. — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
“At twenty years old, Michael had vague plans to make changes in his life, but turning blue whilst stood in a walk-in… — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
When you're about 20 years old, you kind of think out - I figured out that it was better - less good… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to give the best human expression that I can to any particular genre, which could be comedy, could be… — David Harbour Copy Share Image
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes. "Hmm?" "If you turned off this crap music and put on… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half… — Taeko Watanabe Copy Share Image
