We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Okay, then, what was he like? Just give me something to go on so that I have a shot at him!' 'A… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
I love doing sitcoms. I love doing comedy. I love the whole shooting match. — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
I can only write what makes me laugh, and what makes me laugh is the comedy I grew up on. — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on the board right now. — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“¿Me estás preguntando si me sale pelo en sitios donde antes no tenía? ¿O si me está saliendo rabo?” — José Antonio Cotrina Copy Share Image
As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
God inspired me, because I was blessed with the knowledge that I wanted to do this. And my mother supported it. She… — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It was a map. A really crudely drawn map of trees, mountains that looked like upside-down Vs, and stick people. Apparently, drawing… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“In crew, contempt is important. In Boston, Boston University and Northeastern crew are treated with contempt by the college up the river.… — Lisa Birnbach Copy Share Image
