Humor Quotes · Page 27

“Buster was queer as a cat fart.”

— John Irving

Funny is funny is funny.

— Bob Newhart

It [humor] inhabits the marginal.

— Penelope Gilliatt

[holds up a screw] wanna screw?

— Michael Country

Humor is a part of spirituality.

— Zooey Deschanel

“Men are men, mortal or not.”

— KC Randall

I'd like to do a bit of comedy.

— Stephen Hunter

My dad's a funny guy.

— Lonzo Ball

I went to theater school, and then comedy... just happened.

— Emily Osment

There is no time like the present time

— Yashraj Suman

A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome.

— Khat Leen

I would never say never to returning to comedy.

— Eric Bana

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

— Mark Twain

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

— Stephen Hawking

“The only wards I ever knew happen to be fictitious characters.”

— Augusta Evans Wilson

When I die I want my tombstone to say 'BRB'

— Anonymous

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

— Bill Cosby

“Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.”

— Sandi Lynn

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

— Anonymous

When audience expect only humorous roles from me, my roles will become cliche and predictable.

— Biju Menon

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that…

— Jim Gaffigan

You don't need to curse and shout at them, instead insult them with your intelligence and sense of humor!

— Glen Rambharack

“It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu.”

— Dan Jenkins

If comedy can be both - silly and fun but also say something and start a dialogue - that's the most you…

— Lauren Ash

Whatever the best scripts are and you just want to play roles that you can really sink your teeth into. That's always…

— Stanley Tucci

I had to write a comedy set and film a show at the same time. And it's the second time I've been…

— Zach Anner

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe…

— Bo Burnham

“If you have ever opened a can of worms, boxed yourself into a corner, ended up in hot water, or found yourself…

— Maryrose Wood

“Lighten up.” I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. “If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased…

— Mary Calmes

I don't tend to read much comedy, but there's a fake advertisement section at the end of Derren Brown's book 'Pure Effect'…

— Nick Mohammed

I've never been a big fan of improvisation, because I think you appreciate the process and the cleverness of it more than…

— Alan Thicke

Describing laughter: The sound is produced by a deep inspiration followed by short, interrupted, spasmodic contractions of the chest, and especially the…

— Charles Darwin

I like black comedy.

— Lily Gladstone

“My first puppy's name was Purple.”

— Tracey Ward

“Chuck it in the fuckit bucket”

— Nadine Dalton

“But the Solor System!”

— Conan Doryle

I like comedies in general.

— Alexandra Daddario

“What happened to your tan.”

— James Patterson

“Your sweat is your fat crying !”

— Georgia Finn

Hookers don't like to snuggle.

— Zach Galifianakis