“Reason tried to whisper a warning, but Libido drowned him out.” — Catherine Mulvany Copy Share Image
The comedy in 'Star Trek' is always very subtle, if it's there at all. — Robert Duncan McNeill Copy Share Image
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Pause while reading a book only in case of two things: 1. To kiss 2. To sip coffee Too bad both are a luxury.” — Saleem Sharma Copy Share Image
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Humor is not the opposite of seriousness. Humor is the opposite of despair. — Conrad Hyers Copy Share Image
“The raging burning pain was excruciating, causing me to throw up. I did however manage to remain conscious. Yay me!” — P.A. Lupton Copy Share Image
I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Don't make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things." "Isn't that called murder?” — G A Aiken Copy Share Image
When you do your comedy and your drama, your acting style doesn't change. If it's a comedy, the situations and the characters… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“O sweet, sweet Joanna How torn my heart! O sweet, sweet Joanna Our kiss shall never part! O sweet, sweet Joanna How… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
In comedy, it's not the glamorous, beautiful people that are great at comedy. They're either every man or every woman, they're either… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to do a romantic comedy that nobody thought I could do. And then do a comedy with Dan Aykroyd that… — John Belushi Copy Share Image
“You make experiments and I make theories. Do you know the difference? A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
“Studsy returned alone. "Maybe I'm wrong," he said as he sat down, "but I think somebody could do something with that cluck… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“For the next several minutes nothing much happened, biscuit wise.” — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.” — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
