Humor Quotes · Page 189

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

— Calvin Klein

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

— John Popper

“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”

— Andy Ostrom

I would like a comedy. A comedy would be nice.

— Sophia Lillis

“Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right.”

— Aristophanes

He who does not like you will defame you in jest.

— Richard Schickel

I reckon I'm actually one of the least funny in my family.

— Anh Do

Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to pick one that fights back.

— J K Rowling

“Laughter can cure anything, when you laugh, it pushes the darkness out of your soul.”

— Micalea Smeltzer

It's so rewarding being on radio, especially because it's not about what you look like at all. And I love comedy, so…

— Sophie Monk

“I love reading books. You really get hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

— Daniel Radunsky

I don't take Twitter that serious. It's all in good humor. I've made fun of people on Twitter and it's whatever.

— Fabolous

“I welcome reviews from all readers. I take criticism well; but please . . . no comments on my author face!”

— C.C. Alma

Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things.

— Rick Riordan

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can…

— Max Frisch

There's very few comedy sci-fis that have worked for me other than the classics, like 'Red Dwarf' and, of course, 'Hitchhiker's Guide.'

— David Hewlett

“Nobody tried to follow me when I left the coffeehouse at ten, or at least nobody but some of the overweight so-called…

— Robin McKinley

I did an Off-Broadway show that was a comedy written by Ann Meara. We were like a family, and we did that…

— Lance Reddick

“Pegasus's dad was poseidon, the god of the sea, and his mom was Medusa, and evil Gorgon who had fangs and lizard…

— Evan Kuhlman

“Solomon counted out the coins very slowly and in silence, and then said, "Are you certain you weren't born Jewish?" "No," said…

— Terry Pratchett

He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer…

— George W. Bush

I don't think so much about verbal comedy. I always think about visual comedy. I was raised watching silents, and I'm always…

— Alexander Payne

What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to…

— Rachel Vincent

You can't know because everybody's got a different opinion and you might think 'Oh my God, this is amazing,' and people don't…

— Mena Suvari

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.

— Ben Miller

Prince Philip was a funny man who liked to laugh and make others laugh.

— Gyles Brandreth

“You got style, you got class, you got the lips to kiss my ass.”

— Stephen King

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

— Bo Burnham

“Do not believe anything I tell you. Do not take my advice.”

— Swami Pranayomama

“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the internet.

— Anonymous

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

— Angela Davis

I grew up watching British comedy on TV, really.

— Robert Webb

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

— Steven Wright

I think comedy is the most difficult thing in the world, I really do.

— Martha Graham

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

— Zach Galifianakis

Dont be afraid to go out on a limb. That is where the fruit is.

— Anonymous

Doing a comedy is a bit different for girls.

— Nushrat Bharucha

“I don't get chosen for things unless there is a motive.”

— Melina Marchetta

“The king eats, they say, and the Hand takes the shit.”

— George R.R. Martin