“Oh my God. Oh my God, J.P. is in love with me. And we blew up the school.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Seeing the energy of 'SNL' made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid.” — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse.… — Casey Scieszka Copy Share Image
I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sensitive, sensuous, warm, a sense… — Pam Dawber Copy Share Image
“Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit. ” — Earl Mac Rauch Copy Share Image
“Daca crezi ca am sa accept o asemenea propunere iti faci o idee falsa despre univers.” — Vian, Boris Copy Share Image
“ ‘Dad,’ said Jack one day. ‘When you’re on the telly, d’you think people are laughing with you or at you?’ The… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I find it strange that - at least in my take on it - the people who are the most alarmed about… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
“Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either… — Søren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“The men laugh at the witty line, but it is not a belly laugh. Beasley's mouth is in a wide smile, but… — Mumia Abu-Jamal Copy Share Image
Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I really like doing television shows, and I anticipated doing a comedy, because that's the place I feel the most comfortable -… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
“How about the wrong crowd," I said. "You getting in with them?" "Not much luck," Paul said. "I'm trying like hell, but… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
There's truth in comedy, and that resonates with people of all races. — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours.” — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
“I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
