“Kadang-kadang, kata-kata yang kita ucapkan emang nggak sesuai sama mukamu.” — Windhy Puspitadewi Copy Share Image
Humor is this great equalizer. It gets people's defenses down, and once they're down, you can discuss some really difficult topics. — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
You have to be quite aware that if you are really looking for something funny it is probably not going to happen. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us. — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“A man who can set out in a cab for a fancy-dress ball and not get there is manifestly a poop of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I believe I was at the peak of my enlightenment when I use to say you want fries with that. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“I nipped little kisses along his jawline. God, I just couldn't keep my hands or lips off of him. "God, you are… — Tish Thawer Copy Share Image
“The Revelation of Hashmal, which GOD gave unto him, to shew unto His servants things which shortly must come to pass; and… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
When I first started comedy, before I kind of gained any national prominence, I - in a weird way - went back… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
“She's talking about when Dimitri was very young, how he used to always beg her and her friends to let him play… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“. . . and it came out that this King Arthur and his knights had done nothing of real note but to… — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
“I don’t mind admitting that I had no control in my house at mealtimes. I’d like to say it was because I… — Elizabeth McGivern Copy Share Image
“I had heard my brothers and sisters use curse words but had never dared use one myself in front of anyone. But… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.” — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
Music can be witty, but it's not funny unless it's conceptually funny. — Alan Menken Copy Share Image
