They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I came upon whatever I'm doing organically. I didn't study anything. I don't have any real aspirations other than to connect with… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age or hindsight. He's a biased historian of self, an emotional revisionist. We all are, for the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
