I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I know that the podcast is typically something I can do forever, because it's mine; it's just me and my producer and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why?… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age or hindsight. He's a biased historian of self, an emotional revisionist. We all are, for the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
