I tell ya, southern people, they always think you are hard-of-hearing. Every timr you leave they say to you, You come back,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I… — Lalu Prasad Yadav Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be. — Colleen McCullough Copy Share Image
“They'll say you are bad or perhaps you are mad or at least you should stay undercover. Your mind must be bare… — David Rovics Copy Share Image
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
“Were men's knees supposed to be sexy? Their calves? One sight of Lucian's bony knee, delineated muscled thigh, and hard calf, lightly… — Kristen Callihan Copy Share Image
There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny. — Jean Genet Copy Share Image
I want people to FEEL something... If it's sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn't just pass you by. — Tove Lo Copy Share Image
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. — Johnny Bench Copy Share Image
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did… — Pamela Hansford Johnson Copy Share Image
The best way to describe this book is: John Gray + 50 Shades Of Grey = The Secrets Your Mama Didn't Tell You About MEN — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I also remember when I watched Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [1990] at, like, age 15. That scared the crap out… — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
I think I'm hornier than most dudes. I'm not a selfish lover - but the bottom line is... I guess I am… — Rude Jude Copy Share Image
