“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?! — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny. — Antonio Cassano Copy Share Image
The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide. — William Henry Ashley Copy Share Image
“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I want him. Right now. “In me,” I whisper. He smiles against my lips. “Impatient?” “Horny.” — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
Yo, I took you out but sex was on my mind for the whole damn route. My mind was in a frenzy… — A Tribe Called Quest Copy Share Image
When we started making electronic music I imagined that the reaction we got from the rock musicians must have been similar to… — Trevor Horn Copy Share Image
“He was the kind of man I wanted: wild, hot, horny, and losing control. And it all pointed back to me, about… — Fiona Thrust Copy Share Image
“You bring out a different kind of horny in me— the kind that wants to buy furniture as well as fuck on… — Sarina Bowen Copy Share Image
“out in the wind, how if we were to pass another vehicle they could see his impressive length, is making me extremely… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
“No underwear? You’re a horny little thing, aren’t you, Ronnie Lee?” “Never been a big fan of wasting time. Besides. You’re a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios… — John Frusciante Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
When you're in love it's beautiful. When you're not it's just dirty filthy sex. Loveless sex has no true spiritual meaning deep… — Christopher Pike Copy Share Image
No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. There is always work, and tools to work… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“Let me guess. This extremely horny moment was made possible by pregnancy hormones? Her giggle vibrated against his cheek. “Yes it was.… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
“I woke up not only to my own erection, but Max’s. His cock pressed against my side like it was trying to… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Oh, I see. You’re horny.” Kent cleared his throat. “I believe we’ve had more than one discussion about that adjective.” “Right,” Cali… — Zannie Adams Copy Share Image
“Head throbbing, check. Stomach not quite right, check. Truthfully, she felt like crap. Somehow still horny crap...” — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny. — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though. — Penelope Spheeris Copy Share Image
We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out. — Jay McShann Copy Share Image
“shuffled on my feet because my naughty bits felt like they were being pierced with a horny spear.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
Each instrument has something to say to you. It's got its own character. Each horn has its own character and will say… — Jerome Richardson Copy Share Image
“I was hot and horny as hell. Which was typical of me. I’m twenty-five, and I’m healthy, and a healthy girl is… — Fiona Thrust Copy Share Image
“A part of her, the female, horny part she generally tried to ignore, sat up and took notice when he smiled, the… — Lexi George Copy Share Image
“I mean if I wanted to get myself off I just squeezed my legs together, rocked back and forth and thought of… — Lucinda Lane Copy Share Image
Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by… — Pitbull Copy Share Image
